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    You know, at the end of the day.....

    It's 11:59pm
    Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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      Was at the butchers earlier and thought I saw some of those Donald Trump steaks for sale, but when I looked again what it actually said was 'Thick cut'.
      Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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        I said to my wife, "If you won the lottery would you leave me?"

        She said, "Probably, Why?"

        "No reason." I replied. "Here's £2.50, go and get yourself a lucky dip."
        Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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          Naked man arrives at a fancy dress party with a girl on his back.
          "I'm a turtle"
          "Oh who's on your back?"
          "That's Michelle"
          Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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            I looked out of my window in horror yesterday as a crowd gathered around a crashed motorcyclist.
            I rushed outside yelling "Let me through, let me through"
            A man at the front said "Thank God for that, are you a Doctor"?
            I said "No, that's my ******* Pizza"
            Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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              My wife showed me a good time last night.

              The photos of me when I was single.
              Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                Went to visit my mate in his new flat today and he told me to make myself at home....
                First thing I did was throw him out - I ******* hate having visitors....
                Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                  DHL

                  Don't Have Lunch?
                  Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                    Ever been drawn and repelled by something at the same time? I have ...

                    A feminist with massive tits has started working in my office.
                    Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                      My ex-wife was the worst housekeeper ever, apart from after the divorce.





                      Then she kept the ******* house.
                      Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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