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    My mate's wife has just left him and the police have hauled him in for questioning all because of his Facebook status.
    What he meant to say was that he had blown the cylinder head gasket on his 2001 XR3i.
    What he actually said was "I've just buggered my 15 year old escort"
    …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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      I woke up this morning at 8 and could sense something was wrong.
      I got downstairs and found the wife face down on the kitchen floor, not breathing! I panicked. I didn't know what to do.
      Then I remembered – the local cafe serves breakfast until 11.30.
      Join Big Group - don't let them get away with it
      http://www.wttbiggroup.co.uk/

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        I spent a couple of hours defrosting the fridge last night.
        Or "foreplay" as she likes to call it.
        Join Big Group - don't let them get away with it
        http://www.wttbiggroup.co.uk/

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          Spiders are the only Web Developers who are happy to find bugs
          Originally posted by Stevie Wonder Boy
          I can't see any way to do it can you please advise?

          I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.

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            My playmate accused me of being kinky the other night. I was so shocked I spat her piss out

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              A UK businessman visits Japan on a business trip. He gets a brass for the night. While having sex, she keeps shouting "pusarda". Assuming this is a Japanese compliment, he gets very excited.

              The following day he is on the golf course with his Japan business contact. The contact gets a hole in one. To compliment him, he says to the contact "pusarda". The contact says "what do you mean wrong hole".

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                I resemble that remark!
                …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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                  I was reading that Armitage Shanks has been broken in to. Thieves got away with several urinals.

                  Not sure if it's true or they were just taking the piss.
                  …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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                    If you think that's bad, McVities was broken into. I mean that's just taking the biscuit.
                    …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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                      A joke is like a frog... When you dissect it, it dies.

                      Get it?
                      Just like a frog dies when you dissect it, so does a joke when you explain it. Basically, the frog is used as an analogy, to help people understand that jokes shouldn't be explained, because the joke will die, or more specifically, become unfunny. So, just like when a frog dies when you dissect it, so does a joke when you dissect, or explain it.
                      …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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