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    "Schumacher showing signs of recovery" - BBC news

    Reports say that while being transported to another room he tried to ram the bed in front out of the way
    Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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      Today is steak and blow job day.. or Friday for us married people
      Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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        Thousands of people scouring the globe tirelessly for a signal whilst mobile phones mysteriously ring out without answer, and still no rational explanation as to what the hell is going on.

        Welcome to Vodafone.
        Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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          Steak and Blow Job Day!

          For lovers everywhere M&S are offering two 10oz mature rump steaks and a bottle of champagne for £10.

          Hoping to corner the married market Lidl are doing 2 steak burgers and a bottle of Listerine for a quid...
          Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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            The family of the PC World employee who was on Malaysian flight 370 are pleased that their son couldn't be to blame for the crash after an expert said it would take someone with technical expertise with computers to disable the onboard systems.
            Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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              The BBC have announced a special new episode of Mr Benn.

              "As if by magic, an undertaker appeared."
              Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                one for Scooter

                I think the new shape pound coin is great. You'll be able to use a spanner to get one out of a Scotsman's hand.
                Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                  There was a long line of Teddy Bears waiting to get Circumcised at the Clinic earlier.

                  Today's the Day that Teddy Bears have their Pricks snipped.
                  Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                    Say what you will about Ryanair, but their tight fuel reserve policy guarantees a search radius of not more than 50 miles if one of their planes went missing.
                    Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                      I went on Google Earth for the first time today, as like most people I punched in the post code of my home address, with my wife looking over my shoulder I made a terrible mistake and zoomed in.

                      10 minutes later I had 6 extra jobs to do at the weekend.
                      Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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