The rooster teaches us it is perfectly natural to start your day with a couple of screams.
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I had a similar issue in the House of Lords. Judgmental bastards.Originally posted by vetran View PostDown with racism. Long live miscegenation!Comment
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The bottle of vodka said, "Drink responsibly."
So I drank it while completing my tax return.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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I think shredded cheese should be banned in England.
Make Britain grate again.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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I've just heard the window cleaner shouting and swearing outside my house.
I think he's lost his rag.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Apparently, in their relationship, Amber Heard was the only one who gave a tulip,Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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What does a Jedi Master have for breakfast in Italy?
Only one cannoli.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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I'm going to eat different types of bread all week.
Roll on Friday.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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My dyslexic mate has just joined tinder!
He hasn't found any dates yet, only chocolate eggs with little toys insideAlways forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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The council refused us permission to close our road for a Jubilee street party. So lateral thinking was required.
We're paying druggies to glue themselves to the road, pretending to be Extinction Rebellion, until we finish.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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