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    The Brazilian army have apparently been supplied with 35,000 viagra tablets.


    This must make them one of the hardest armies in the world.
    Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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      GB News claim that Putin would benefit if Johnson resigned.

      I disagree. The Conservative Party has a range of ready replacements, who are equally as tulip.
      Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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        When Lord Nelson died he was 5 feet tall. His statue in London is 15 feet tall.


        That's Horatio of 3:1.
        Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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          I can't believe I got discharged from the Navy, all because I was 2 seconds late during a 21 gun salute.
          That's bang out of order.
          Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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            Alpacin Caffeine shampoo - 'German engineering for your hair!'

            Anybody else concerned about trusting German shower products?
            Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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              My Aunt is 75% Bolivian

              Olivia
              Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                Come in number 9 your time is up.
                Boss, we’ve only got 8 boats.
                No 6 are you in trouble?
                Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                  Nicola Sturgeon has received a warning from police, after being pictured without a face mask in public last weekend.

                  I know she's no oil painting, but surely that's a bit harsh.
                  Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                    one for PC

                    I walked my pet sheep to the end of the street and was given a ticket for making a ewe turn.
                    Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                      I've started dating a girl who's doing a master's degree in literature.

                      She asked me the other night what I thought about Poe.

                      I told her I was a big fan of his early work, but I must say my favourite is now Tinky Winky.
                      Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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