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[vetran]

Every time I see my fat mate I always take the piss and ask him why he hasn't started jogging yet.

It's a running joke.

[vetran]

News: William Shatner, 90, becomes oldest person in space.

Upon return, his nappies were filled with Klingons

[vetran]

For blokes everywhere

Can't believe the Government's issued a directive to get your Xmas shopping early because of supply issues..

For ****s sake, I'll have to do it on December 23rd now..

[vetran]

A dyslexic criminal enters a library looking for a shorter sentence.

[vetran]

What nationality were Adam and Eve?

Soviet, of course. Who else would well around barefoot and naked, have an apple to share between them, and think they were in Paradise?

[vetran]

Police pulled over a hazelnut chocolate for doing 130 on the m1.

It was a Ferrari Rocher

[vetran]

The Wombles were planning a trip to the Olympic park in Stratford.
"We can go on the District line or the Overground".
"How much will the train cost?".
"It won't cost anything".
"Why?"
"Underground, Overground Wombles are free".

[WTFH]

I keep eating my feather pillow in my sleep. It’s really starting to depress me.

Down in the dumps?

I don’t know, I haven’t been yet.

[vetran]

I keep eating my feather pillow in my sleep. It’s really starting to depress me.

Down in the dumps?

I don’t know, I haven’t been yet.

That's a tulip joke.

[vetran]

I saw an ex-Coronation Street actor and a jockey on the set of a children's TV show in Scotland.

Watts, Detori, in Balamory, wouldn't you like to know?