Just found out my wife has been cheating.
She's been using a marked deck.
She's been using a marked deck.
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The guy who invented the Ferris Wheel never met the guy who invented the Carousel.
They moved in different circles.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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"I want to go to the garden centre to get some of that stone for the flower beds" my wife said.
"slate" I replied
"No" she said, "they don't close till seven"Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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What's Afghanistan and a nuclear bomb got in common?
When the Americans drop them its a someone else problem.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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8 out of 10 Cats finished in a draw today. It was a Dead-LockAlways forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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My wife left me because I kept bringing my work home with me.
I suppose she had a point. I'm a gynaecologist.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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What do you call a tenor who's fooled by an inactive medical treatment?
Placebo Domingo.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Rip Sean Lock, terrible news. I once met him out walking with Vinnie Jones on a narrow path through an old quarry, he was a lot bigger than me and ended up squashing me against big Vinnie , I was stuck between a lock and a hard face….,..Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Will Sean Lock's body be in a state of Rigor Mortice?Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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'...Do Starbucks employees take a tea break?'Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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