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[vetran]

BREAKING NEWS: Jeff Bezos to step down as Amazon CEO.





He will be leaving with an excellent package.... slightly damaged and delivered three doors down.

[vetran]

I wasn't at all surprised when my ancestry DNA test confirmed I was 5% Eskimo.


As soon as I saw the results, I was like, "INUIT"

[vetran]

Just been to see a pantomime, but it was ruined by political correctness


Snow Green and the Seven Persons of Restricted Growth

[vetran]

Today’s children are going to grow up thinking noses & mouths are private parts.

[vetran]

My wife's an absolute treasure...


..by that, I mean; you'll need a map and a shovel to find her

[vetran]

My father used to say "time is the best healer".
Great bloke, terrible A&E consultant.

[vetran]

Man walks into a library and ask for a book on turtles
"Hardback?" Says the Librarian
"Yeah and little heads".

[vetran]

Why do aeroplanes not fly over Liverpool, when going from London to Glasgow?


They need the wheels for landing.

[NotAllThere]

My bathroom light just went out.


I wonder where it's going.

My bathroom light just went out.


I wonder where it's going.

I don't know. Where are they going?


I don't know. Where are they going?

[vetran]

I was in the interrogation room last night, but I refused to say a word.


I don't think I should be a policeman.