One of the saddest moments in my life was being left at the altar.
Worst baptism ever.....
Worst baptism ever.....
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Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much. -
Donald Trump.
There egos.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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I always punish my liver on weekends.
Mercy is for the week.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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My new girlfriend is in the Taser division of the Metropolitan Police force,
she's a real stunner.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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From Maga to GagaAlways forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Trump dies and gets to limbo where God and Satan are kicking the hell out of each other,
"What's going on with the boys, why are they fighting? " Asked Trump.
"It's you, " said the soul collector, "neither of them want you. "Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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I've raised thousands for Charity.
She's my favourite stripper.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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You have to feel for the victims of the recent floods in the UK
For months they haven't been able to go out of their homes and now they can't go in them either.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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My neighbour just banged on the wall at 4.20am, can you believe that? Lucky I was still up playing music.
He banged and shouted, "can we have a little respect please?"
So I shouted back, "I am not a big Aretha franklin fan but this ones for you".Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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For Zeity - my new favourite insult.
My mate just told me I look Shatnered.
I said don't you mean 'shattered'?
He said no I mean you look red-faced and fat and really old.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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