So here is how to work out the governments tier planning.
Tier 1 Beer
Tier 2 Beer with chips.
Tier 3 No beer.
Tier 1 Beer
Tier 2 Beer with chips.
Tier 3 No beer.
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Sky News - Boris Johnson says "Dont hug and kiss Granny this Christmas"...
Looks like a lonely Festive period for Wayne Rooney then..Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Man Utd were so poor in the first 45 minutes, they all had a free school meal delivered in the interval.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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I spend hours walking around Curry's and going through the pages of Argos and Littlewoods admiring cooker tops, my wife says I'm hob-sessed.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Right person the eulogy to do I am?Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Giving my Mum's sister a partial orgasm wasn't as good as I expected.
It was a bit of an Aunty climax.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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for Xoggy
I have the body of a man half my age.
He shouldn't have called me 'Grandad' in the pub the other night.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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My wife’s just completed a 40-week bodybuilding program.
It’s a girl, 7lb 4oz.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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My father was born as a conjoined twin, but the doctors managed to separate them at birth.
So I have an uncle, once removed.…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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I've just found out my grandad is addicted to Viagra.
Nobody is taking it harder than my grandmother.…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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