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    If a drummer comes out of retirement, will there be repercussions?
    …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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      I phoned up a hotel and the receptionist said hello best western.



      I said Unforgiven with Clint Eastwood .
      Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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        Life is like a box of chocolates.


        Quickly destroyed by my wife.
        Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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          A test that can diagnose Covid-19 in minutes will expand the capacity to detect cases in low- and middle-income countries, the WHO has said.


          That's Wales and Scotland sorted then.
          Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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            In this day and age of the snowflake masters, why isn't The Isle of Man called The Isle of Person?
            Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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              What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down?
              It gets toad away.
              Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                Originally posted by vetran View Post
                In this day and age of the snowflake masters, why isn't The Isle of Man called The Isle of Person?
                And why isn't a heel called a theyll.
                Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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                  Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
                  And why isn't a heel called a theyll.
                  Because the origin of the word has nothing to do with gender?

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                    Originally posted by ladymuck View Post
                    Because the origin of the word has nothing to do with gender?

                    Neither does Man. Look up Wyf & Wer.
                    Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                      Late one night a burglar broke into a house and while he was sneaking around he heard a voice say, "Jesús is watching you." He looked around and saw nothing. He kept on creeping and again heard, "Jesús is watching you." In a dark corner, he saw a cage with a parrot inside. The burglar asked the parrot, "Was it you who said Jesús is watching me" The parrot replied, "Yes." Relieved, the burglar asked, "What is your name?" The parrot said, "Clarence." The burglar said, "That's a stupid name for a parrot. What idiot named you Clarence?" The parrot answered, "The same idiot that named the rottweiler Jesús."
                      Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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