Please put more jokes here

[WTFH]

If a drummer comes out of retirement, will there be repercussions?

[vetran]

I phoned up a hotel and the receptionist said hello best western.



I said Unforgiven with Clint Eastwood .

[vetran]

Life is like a box of chocolates.


Quickly destroyed by my wife.

[vetran]

A test that can diagnose Covid-19 in minutes will expand the capacity to detect cases in low- and middle-income countries, the WHO has said.


That's Wales and Scotland sorted then.

[vetran]

In this day and age of the snowflake masters, why isn't The Isle of Man called The Isle of Person?

[vetran]

What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down?
It gets toad away.

[NotAllThere]

In this day and age of the snowflake masters, why isn't The Isle of Man called The Isle of Person?

And why isn't a heel called a theyll.

[ladymuck]

And why isn't a heel called a theyll.

Because the origin of the word has nothing to do with gender?

[vetran]

Because the origin of the word has nothing to do with gender?

Neither does Man. Look up Wyf & Wer.

[vetran]

Late one night a burglar broke into a house and while he was sneaking around he heard a voice say, "Jesús is watching you." He looked around and saw nothing. He kept on creeping and again heard, "Jesús is watching you." In a dark corner, he saw a cage with a parrot inside. The burglar asked the parrot, "Was it you who said Jesús is watching me" The parrot replied, "Yes." Relieved, the burglar asked, "What is your name?" The parrot said, "Clarence." The burglar said, "That's a stupid name for a parrot. What idiot named you Clarence?" The parrot answered, "The same idiot that named the rottweiler Jesús."