Funny how government advice changes!
August - EOHO (Eat Out to Help Out)
September - DUFO (Drink up, **** Off)
August - EOHO (Eat Out to Help Out)
September - DUFO (Drink up, **** Off)
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Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much. -
The local stationary shop has moved. How ironicAlways forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Covid 19, Aids and the Black Death walk into a bar.
Barman says, “**** OFF IT’S AFTER TEN AND BORIS SAYS YOU ARE BARRED!”Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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That's Christmas sorted.
I'm gonna kill the turkey, and invite 30 people around for the funeral.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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I've recorded an album called 'Obsessed With Sex'.
It's only got one track, mind.…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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Brexit was supposed to turn the UK into an economic superman, but all we have ended up with are more clerks in Kent…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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Stop buying plastic skeletons for Halloween.
It’s terrible for the environment.
Locally sourced, all natural cyclist skeletons are much more environmentally friendly.…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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I've just been diagnosed with terminal D.I.Y shoppers syndrome.
I've been given six Wickes to live.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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I don’t know how these chain smokers do it.
I can’t get mine to light.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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"Don't get too drunk and make sure you're home by 10".
Reminds me of being 14.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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