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    I followed one of Norrahe’s recipes earlier, but I’m a bit stuck.

    It said set the oven to 180 degrees then put the dish in. I’ve set the oven to 180 degrees, but now the door is against the wall.
    …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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      My wife emailed me our wedding photos earlier but I couldn’t open them.


      I have a problem with emotional attachments
      …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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        Damage from the A-level fiasco is now affecting all aspects of government as Dominic Raab is downgraded to "Dominic Rbbb"
        …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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          Originally posted by WTFH View Post
          Damage from the A-level fiasco is now affecting all aspects of government as Dominic Raab is downgraded to "Dominic Rbbb"

          Was just going to post that! Once I had stopped laughing.
          Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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            WTFH again?

            I think that the standard of Doctors has gone downhill since lockdown...I had a video call today with my GP because I had a lettuce sticking out of my bum.All he could say was that I should put a dressing on it.
            Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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              Yesterday I visited the birthplace of the man who invented the Toothbrush.



              I didn't see any plaque?
              Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                Originally posted by vetran View Post
                Yesterday I visited the birthplace of the man who invented the Toothbrush.



                I didn't see any plaque?
                KUATB
                …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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                  "So what's you're name then?' I asked the prostitute after I'd finished shagging her.


                  "Most of my customers call me Cancer Kate" she said.


                  "That's really sad. What kind of cancer do you have?"


                  "I don't" she said ... "I have crabs"
                  Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                    Jeremy Clarkson once again spent A Level results day bragging to everyone that he got a C and two U's.


                    I was only aware of him having a C and one U...
                    Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                      Subtle...

                      I can’t wait to see the Deed tribute act in November.


                      Or Abba, as they used to be known.
                      Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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