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    The Wife (tm) just asked “If you were stuck on a desert island, what three records would you like”.
    I said “the long distance swimming would be good”.
    …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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      Brillo’s wife dressed up as a policewoman and told him he was under arrest on suspicion of being good in bed.

      After 2 minutes all charges were dropped due to a lack of evidence...
      …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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        Is it just me or are there less people applauding the NHS now Boris has survived Coronavirus?
        Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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          Originally posted by vetran View Post
          Is it just me or are there less people applauding the NHS now Boris has survived Coronavirus?
          Fewer
          The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist

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            for Brillo:

            When I was a lad my Dad told me about the birds and the bees.Just my luck to marry a praying mantis.
            Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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              one for WTFH:

              If you're nice and quiet, you can hear the wind rush through the trees.As I reload my shotgun.
              Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                one for NLyUK:

                A union for Dominatrices has collapsed 1 year after being set up.None of then would pay their subs.
                Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                  Save your wank until 8pm on Thursday so it sounds like the whole street is cheering you on .
                  Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                    one for GJABs

                    First time i visited Scotland i was asked if i would like to do the Gay Gordon.I never felt so disappointed.





                    How was i to know it was a dance?
                    Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                      I was watching a film about pole dancing with the wife. I said "you'd be great at that"

                      she said "oooh, do you really think so!"

                      I said "yeah, you could stuff £20k in your knickers "
                      Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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