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    Want to find your porn star name?

    Simply watch the credits of any porn film you've been in.
    …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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      Got the lurgy?

      Let people know you are under the weather by saying you feel "As weak as Theresa"
      …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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        Originally posted by WTFH View Post
        Got the lurgy?

        Let people know you are under the weather by saying you feel "As weak as Theresa"
        One for SE?

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          You know that you're ugly when you put your iPhoneX in your back pocket and facial recognition unlocks your phone.
          …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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            Saying "I'm sorry" is the same as saying "I apologise"


            ...except at a funeral
            …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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              KIDS. Make your own Kinder Surprise Eggs by feeding plastic toys to a chicken.
              “The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”

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                I hope the tax dodging cast members of Mrs Brown's Boys are ashamed of what they've done.

                And also for the tax dodging.
                …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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                  As posted in another thread yesterday, it's sad to see that Antonio Carluccio has pasta way.
                  …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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                    My wife found out I was cheating after she discovered the letters I was hiding.

                    She got really mad and said she's never playing Scrabble with me again.
                    …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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                      Mrs BP: You only ever want sex when you're drunk!

                      BP: Not true. Sometimes I want a kebab.
                      …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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