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    Have you ever wondered about those people who pay a fortune for those little bottles of Evian water?
    Try spelling Evian backwards!.
    Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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      First rule of Vegan club.

      Tell ******* everyone about Vegan club.
      Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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        one for AssGuru

        Have you ever met someone for the first time, and immediately had an overwhelming desire to buy them a toaster for their bathtub?
        Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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          -I totally failed Safety and Health course today…
          -How did you manage to do that?
          -Well, one of the questions was, “in the event of a fire, what steps would you take?”
          -And?
          -“****ing large ones” was apparently the wrong answer.
          Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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            For NLYUK

            I used to date an opera singer, but it didn't work out.

            She was all mi, mi, mi.
            Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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              Scientists say, that one day, it may be possible to live on Mars.
              What a load of rubbish.
              I tried it for a month, gained nearly 3 stones in weight and developed, type 2 diabetes.
              Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                We must end plagiarism.

                You may say I'm a dreamer. But I'm not the only one.

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                  Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                  We must end plagiarism.

                  You may say I'm a dreamer. But I'm not the only one.
                  Milton Jones - Mock The Week
                  …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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                    Originally posted by vetran View Post
                    I got an odd-job man in.

                    He was useless.

                    Gave him a list of eight things to do and he only did numbers one, three, five and seven.
                    Hats off to him though.
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                      Originally posted by WTFH View Post
                      Milton Jones - Mock The Week
                      Whooosshhh

                      Thats the sound of ironing going over a mod's head.

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