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    Dear Vegetarians,

    My food poops on your food.

    Have a great day.
    Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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      All those women on the 25 dating sites I've joined, seem so ******* sad and desperate!!!
      Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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        Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of man your wife would have preferred.
        Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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          Marriage is like a hand grenade........

          Remove the ring and the house is gone.
          Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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            My girlfriend told me that i should plan for the future, so i bought 2 cases of beer instead of one
            Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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              The doctor gave me 6 months to live , so I shot him .

              The judge gave me 20 years......

              Problem solved .
              Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                If i had a crystal ball , i would sit down very carefully .
                Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                  Man with no arms enters a national masturbation competition.

                  Poor sod didn"t come anywhere.
                  Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                    whats blue cold and hard?

                    A Dead Smurf.
                    Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                      Friends are like snowflakes........

                      If you pee on them, they disappear.
                      Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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