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    for the musicians

    Did you hear about the drummer who was so depressed about his bad timing that he threw himself behind a train?
    Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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      The gold edition of the Apple Watch is priced at $10,000.
      If I wanted to spend $10,000 on something that'll be obselete in 3 years, I'd buy an engagement ring.
      Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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        What's the best thing about Switzerland?
        Well, there's the flag. That's a big plus.

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          Distractify | 26 Clever Jokes You Have To Be A Little Nerdy To Find Funny
          Originally posted by Stevie Wonder Boy
          I can't see any way to do it can you please advise?

          I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.

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            Q: How many equality and diversity co-ordinators does it take to change a lightbulb?



            A: That's inappropriate and offensive.

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              What's the difference between my wife and Inland Revenue?

              Inland Revenue wants to talk to me.
              Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                For our Divorcees

                What's the difference between a checkout girl and my wife?

                A checkout girl doesn't yell at me while I pack my bags and leave.
                Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                  I was chatting with a girl on-line.

                  "Tell me something interesting about yourself," I typed.

                  "I'm Lebanese," came the reply..

                  I'm wasting my time, I thought: she's dyslexic and she prefers girls.
                  Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                    Marrying my wife was like making a surefire investment.

                    After the wedding she got bigger and bigger and never went down
                    Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                      Don't ever question the value of volunteers.

                      Noah's Ark was made by volunteers; the Titanic was made by professionals.
                      Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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