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    I know it's a long shot but does anyone know what a trebuchet is?
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      Originally posted by vetran View Post
      I got a phone call from Richard Dawkins at 3am this morning

      "What are you doing ringing me at this ungodly hour?!" I asked

      "Every hour is ungodly" he said
      I got a phone call from The Pope at 3am this morning

      "What are you doing ringing me at this ungodly hour?!" I asked

      "No hour is ungodly" he said
      Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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        Originally posted by WTFH View Post
        I know it's a long shot but does anyone know what a trebuchet is?
        you had to throw that out there!
        "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

        I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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          The symbol of the Conservative party is a tree and like the tree in my back garden they?ve sat there and done **** all for the past 12 years.
          "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

          I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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            I told my cat i was going to teach him to speak English.

            He looked at me and said "Me? ow."
            "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

            I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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              MF walked past the TV and his wife missed two episodes.
              "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

              I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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                Prince Andrew is selling Viagra tablets called The Grand Old Duke of York. No instructions with them. When it's up it's up. When it's down it's down....etc
                "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

                I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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                  I was trying to chat up this single mother in the pub the other night.

                  She asked me if I'd ever brought up a child and I said "Yes...but it was my own fault for trying to eat it all in one go."
                  "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

                  I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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                    The irony of petrol stations.


                    I'm the one doing the pumping, yet I'm still the one getting shafted.
                    "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

                    I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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                      Just saw a recent photo of Kate Bush.
                      I don't think she'll be running anywhere.
                      "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

                      I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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