Just cancelled my gym membership because the only piece of equipment I use has been taken away.
Anyone know where I can buy a cheap vending machine?
Anyone know where I can buy a cheap vending machine?
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“I bought a sheep dog.”
“Old English?”
“Ic gebóhtede sċēap docgaan.”…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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“How much to hire a church singing group?”
“You mean a choir?”
“Fine, how much to acquire a church singing group?”…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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Bought a slow cooker..
It took me 2 hours to get it out of the box..Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Know religion, no peace.
No religion, know peace.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Warty's lady friend said he was the only one she'd slept with. All the others have been 8's or 9's.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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KUATBOriginally posted by WTFH View Post
You copied me then posted it twice. Not a bad attempt!
https://forums.contractoruk.com/sear...yologist%22%7DAlways forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Tragic news from the Nestle factory today as a worker was crushed to death under hundreds of boxes of chocolates.
He tried in vain to get help but every time he shouted, "The milky bars are on me" his fellow workmates just cheered...Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Quite frankly autocorrect, I'm getting a bit tired of your shirtAlways forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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What do you give a lemon when it gets hurt?
Lemon AidAlways forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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