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    Who is well known for shagging all the old women of Middle Earth?

    Wayne Runey.
    "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

    I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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      bit of politics...

      The Queen will be lying in state for four days. Unlike Boris Johnson who did it for 1,140 days.
      "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

      I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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        I was going to watch a program on C4+1 but i live alone
        "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

        I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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          Everyone's leaving Paddington Bear merchandise at the Queen's memorial after she appeared with him in a sketch.

          I suppose when Charles and Andrew kick the bucket it'll be models of Noddy and copies of Lolita.
          "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

          I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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            A few years ago I found a beautiful wild rabbit baby that had been abandoned by its mother, so I took it in and nurtured it, fed it, and looked after it until it was older.















            It was pretty hare raising
            "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

            I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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              I've given up opening up the papers to read any actual news these days. Instead the wife and I play 'Queen Bingo'.

              Yesterday I got a full house with 'Solemn', 'Vigil', 'Mourning' and 'Beloved'.
              "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

              I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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                Veteran is learning to speed read.

                He read Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone in 3 hours!
                I know it's only 6 words.. but it's a start!
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                  Did you know Jar Jar Binks has a cousin who is a famous author?

                  Jor Jor Well
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                    I was told today I had my fathers ears.

                    Talk about a strange Will reading.
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                      If you ask me solar power is the way forward. But it won't happen overnight
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