Ever since Charles has been king the country has been in a total mess.
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- Hi, do you have any books about turtles?
- Hardback?
- Yeah and little heads…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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Can you explain this 6 week gap in your CV?
I'd rather not, it's embarrassing
Sorry, we can't offer you the role if you don't explain the gap.
OK, I was Prime Minister. Are you happy now?…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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OK, so now time the Conservatives want to have a second vote about something that was clearly a stupid idea the first time round.…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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I missed my workout session at the gym yesterday, which makes it 4 years in a row.…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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For Pondy
I took the miniature Dairy Milk, Caramel, Twirl, Wispa, Eclair, Double Decker, Fudge, Crunchie and Creme Egg, and wrapped each of them in bacon.
They all tasted absolutely disgusting.
It's true what they say.
You should never meat your Heroes, you'll only end up disappointed.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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one for pc
I was chatting to ddraiggoch on here earlier, l asked him if he's ever made a U turn "No Boyo" he said "but I've made her eyes water,look you"Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Boss: "You've been late for work three times this week. Do you know what that means?"
Me: "It's Wednesday?"…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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The WifeTM asked me if I'd seen The DogTW bowl.
I said I didn't even know she could play cricket.…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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Elton John turns to Rod Stewart and says "I've just bought a vintage Rolls Royce for my collection!"
Rod: What Reg?
Elton: I said, I'VE JUST GOT A VINTAGE ROLLS ROYCE.…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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