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    Going to London to queue for hours to see a dead person.

    Uk the extreme rubber necking world champions 2022
    "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

    I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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      The gender neutral term for sugar daddy is fructose financer.
      "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

      I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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        I was put off private music lessons because there was a minim charge.
        "A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George Orwell

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          Iamonthemoonandthereisnowheretogetabeer.

          Thereisnospacebar.

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            I went in to my local florist and I said " I would like to buy a bunch of flowers for my wife"

            The florist said " Certainly sir, what is it you're after?"

            "A shag" I said
            "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

            I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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              I saw a midget climbing down a prison wall..

              I thought that?s a little condescending ...
              "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

              I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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                Vladimir Putin signed a decree on Monday granting Russian citizenship to the US whistleblower Edward Snowden.

                I have to say, for all the tulip Putin has pulled that's actually a step in the right direction.

                Of course, Snowden won't be happy tomorrow when he gets his call-up papers in the mail.
                "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

                I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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                  Why did the blonde only change her baby's nappy once a week?
                  Because the packaging said 'Up to 10 kilos'
                  "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

                  I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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                    Nothing says joined up asylum policy, like 2 groups of Iranians scrapping outside the Iranian Embassy in London, after they've been granted asylum - from each other.
                    "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

                    I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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                      Kwasi Kwarteng delivers on his promise to make stamp duty a thing of the past by ensuring nobody can get a mortgage.
                      "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

                      I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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