Just been to see my football team playing on a pitch full of stones and gravel We won 3-2 on aggregate..
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What do you call an apology written in dots and dashes?
Re-Morse code…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Spices delivery.
Cumin?"A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George OrwellComment
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So Prince Harry was allowed to wear his military uniform at the Queen's funeral after all.
The one without the swastikas, obviously.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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After 12 long hours in the queue at Westminster today, including no food or toilet breaks, finally, the moment arrived, the Aldi manager opened Till 2.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Saudi rulers generally have little regard for adolescents, but there are some pro-teen sheiks.…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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More people tuned in to watch Queen Elizabeth's funeral than the Euro 2020 final.
I'm not surprised. If you watch football you'll never witness Germans getting buried by the English.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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With the rise of self-driving vehicles, it's only a matter of time until there's a country song where the guys truck leaves him.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Vladimir Putin announces the results of the referendums that will be held next month.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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