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    Just been to see my football team playing on a pitch full of stones and gravel We won 3-2 on aggregate..
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      What do you call an apology written in dots and dashes?

      Re-Morse code
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        Knock, knock.
        Who's there?
        Spices delivery.
        Cumin?
        "A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George Orwell

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          So Prince Harry was allowed to wear his military uniform at the Queen's funeral after all.

          The one without the swastikas, obviously.
          "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

          I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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            After 12 long hours in the queue at Westminster today, including no food or toilet breaks, finally, the moment arrived, the Aldi manager opened Till 2.
            "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

            I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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                Saudi rulers generally have little regard for adolescents, but there are some pro-teen sheiks.
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                  More people tuned in to watch Queen Elizabeth's funeral than the Euro 2020 final.

                  I'm not surprised. If you watch football you'll never witness Germans getting buried by the English.
                  "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

                  I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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                    With the rise of self-driving vehicles, it's only a matter of time until there's a country song where the guys truck leaves him.
                    "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

                    I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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                      Vladimir Putin announces the results of the referendums that will be held next month.
                      "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

                      I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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