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    They say this country is ran by idiots, that's probably true, but there's idiots everywhere.

    My Wife says she's married to one.
    "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

    I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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      Records numbers of Islamic migrants coming in from Calais into Britain.

      If this don't stop, the Americans will soon be invading us for oil.
      "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

      I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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        What's a Welshman's favourite love song?


        (Everything I do) I Do It For Ewe.
        "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

        I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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          They call everything woke these days, even going to sleep and then getting up.
          {emotionless greeting}

          Three Word Slogan

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            With an energy crisis and soaring inflation rates, and mass industrial action on the way, some people have suggested Britain is reliving the 1970s.

            Nonsense.

            Back then, there was good music on the radio.
            "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

            I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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              To celebrate our wedding anniversary, the wife asked me to book a romantic restaurant.

              To show her truly how much I care, I sent her a photo of my meal.
              "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

              I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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                BREAKING NEWS:

                Paul McCartney celebrates his 80th birthday with Stella in Mykonos. - Daily Mail UK

                You would think with all his wealth, he would have bought at least ONE bottle of Champagne.
                "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

                I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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                  Do trees tulip in the woods?

                  Of course they do. How else would we get Number 2 pencils?
                  "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

                  I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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                    What happens when you make a noise in Ninja Church?

                    The nun chucks you out.
                    "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

                    I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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                      My car just ran out of petrol. My insurance company have deemed it a write off
                      "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

                      I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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