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    This may make me sound a bit bigheaded… but I can't get my jumper off.
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      The good thing about the vote of no confidence coming straight after the jubilee is that if the PM goes we still have all the stuff for street parties.
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        I dreamt about skips last night..
        What I rubbish dream I thought..
        "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

        I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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          If your girlfriend has a friend that annoys you, don't tell her to stop being friends with her. Just casually mention how pretty she is.
          "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

          I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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            What starts with a W and ends with a T.





            It really does, I swear.
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              Originally posted by WTFH View Post
              What starts with a W and ends with a T.





              It really does, I swear.
              antidisestablishmentarianism bet you can't spell it.. = IT

              just as old!
              "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

              I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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                Somewhere out there there's a bullet with your name on it.

                That's probably why The Man With No Name never got shot.
                "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

                I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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                  I'm thinking of starting a leaf cleaning business.

                  I'll be raking it in.
                  "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

                  I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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                    The Beastie Boys have released their greatest hits as a 5 part set.
                    Parts A-D are free of charge, but you’ve got to fight for your right to part E.
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                      Are you sweating whilst putting fuel in your car?
                      Feeling sick when paying?

                      You have got the carownervirus
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