Please put more jokes here

[WTFH]

This may make me sound a bit bigheaded… but I can't get my jumper off.

[WTFH]

The good thing about the vote of no confidence coming straight after the jubilee is that if the PM goes we still have all the stuff for street parties.

[vetran]

I dreamt about skips last night..
What I rubbish dream I thought..

[vetran]

If your girlfriend has a friend that annoys you, don't tell her to stop being friends with her. Just casually mention how pretty she is.

[WTFH]

What starts with a W and ends with a T.





It really does, I swear.

[vetran]

What starts with a W and ends with a T.





It really does, I swear.

antidisestablishmentarianism bet you can't spell it.. = IT

just as old!

[vetran]

Somewhere out there there's a bullet with your name on it.

That's probably why The Man With No Name never got shot.

[vetran]

I'm thinking of starting a leaf cleaning business.

I'll be raking it in.

[WTFH]

The Beastie Boys have released their greatest hits as a 5 part set.
Parts A-D are free of charge, but you’ve got to fight for your right to part E.

[WTFH]

Are you sweating whilst putting fuel in your car?
Feeling sick when paying?

You have got the carownervirus