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    I said to the baker..
    "How come all your cakes are 50p and that one's ?1?"
    He said..." that's Madeira cake"
    Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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      I've just joined the Jehovah's bystanders.

      It's like being a Jehovah's Witness but we don't like to get involved.
      Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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        As she reached up for the quinoa on the top shelf, her tiny skirt rode up and exposed the cheeks of her pert young buttocks. Then, as she leaned over the fruit and veg opposite me to pick out the best, ripest avocados, her large firm bra-less breasts swung free. Then, as she bent to the bottom shelf to select a bottle of first pressed extra virgin olive oil, I could see the soft mound of her pouting lips straining to be contained against her barely adequate thong.

        This isn't just a hard on, this in an M&S hard on.
        Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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          If Allah does not exist, why did the universe start with the Big Bang?
          Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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            Every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten.

            Kinky fecker, isn't he?
            Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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              It's A-Levels results day and Stockholm University agreed to take a chance on me.

              I got ABBA
              Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                I went to a fortune teller last week and he told me a lot of money is coming my way.

                I walked out really excited, then I got hit by a Securicor van.
                Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                  Teacher: "Why are you late?"

                  Sharon: "My boyfriend lied and didn't pull out."
                  Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                    Transgender athletes share their stories.

                    It takes a lot of balls to win in women?s sports these days
                    Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                      My wife and I met through a dating agency for dolphin impersonators.

                      The minute we met we just clicked.
                      …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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