A father called his daughter and announced that he intended...for reasons unknown to change his name to spinal column...she explained she was very busy and would just have to call him back..
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The unhappy scientist who turned himself into a cloud of tiny water droplets suspended in the atmosphere has died.
He'll be sadly mist.…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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So an ex-prime minister is shot in Japan.
Boris, you might want to lay off the pies... be a bit less of an easy target.Comment
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I would love to get paid to sleep.
It would be a dream job.…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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Not for me, I reckon it would be a nightmareOriginally posted by WTFH View PostI would love to get paid to sleep.
It would be a dream job.
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ah one of my favourites if he overacted more he would be in space!Originally posted by ladymuck View Post
Not for me, I reckon it would be a nightmare

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I got pulled over by the police once for running a red light.
The policeman said, 'Have you been drinking, Sir?'
I replied, 'Yeah, loads of times. Great fun, isn't it?'Comment
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If elected, Rishi Sunak will bring diversity to the office of Prime Minister. He was educated at Winchester instead of Eton.Comment
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I thought my wife was going to decorate the house with French flags, but instead she littered the house with packets of wine gums and jelly babies.
"It's Pastille Day," said the silly cow.Comment
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