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    Mrs V: It’s not working out between us. For starters, I’m sick of your terrible jokes.


    Vetran: I understand. And for the main course?
    …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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      Putin explains to Chinese President Xi that he’s fighting a proxy war against NATO.​
      "How is it going" asks Xi
      "So far, we’ve lost a flagship, 20,000 troops, 8 generals, 500 tanks and 100 planes”, says Putin
      "What about NATO?” asks Xi.​
      "They haven’t turned up yet.
      Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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        However the Russians have established air superiority by now.


        Their Flying Tank Turrets are a hit.
        Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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          My boss told me that as a security guard it's my job to watch the office.

          I'm not sure what it's it got to do with security, but I'm on season six.
          Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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            Originally posted by WTFH View Post
            Mrs V: It’s not working out between us. For starters, I’m sick of your terrible jokes.


            Vetran: I understand. And for the main course?
            Well she didn't marry me for my looks, it must be my huge penis.

            Yours on the other hand married you because you are a huge penis?
            Last edited by vetran; 15 May 2022, 12:14.
            Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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              Cryptosporidium - An illness that makes people tulip themselves when their Bitcoin has gone into free fall
              Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                I just invented a new food called 'something'.

                People are always saying you should eat something. I'm a genius.
                Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                  Me: Howard.

                  Her: How do you know His name's Howard?

                  Me: Our Father, who art in Heaven, Howard be thy name...
                  Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                    one for WTFH

                    I joined my local group of Onanists Anonymous, at the first session the facilitator asked "Has anyone accompanied you tonight?"

                    I said "No, I come alone!"
                    Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                      Amber Heard arrived at court yesterday three hours too soon.

                      The security guard said "your're early, tulip the bed?"
                      Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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