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    The policeman caught wanking in a park has been charged with handling swollen goods
    Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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      I've met this girl at work and I'm seriously thinking of moving in with her. She's not exactly pretty but she has triple glazing, a ground source heat pump and insulation to die for.
      Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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        The latest video to go viral shows a policeman masturbating on a park bench in Croydon.

        It's always reassuring to see a bobby on the beat.
        Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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          Well that will be more fuel for the Anti Tobacco Campaign.

          Heavy smoker Dot Cotton cut down in her prime at the age of 95!
          Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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            for some of our congregation:

            Whenever my wife asks to use the laptop, it's always a mad dash to scrub it clean of all the hardcore porn first.

            I'm unemployed, but always tell people I'm a Windows cleaner.
            Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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              AYSYACOTBAC???

              I don't like to brag about my wealth, but yesterday, I had the heating on
              Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                My cat walks down the steps in front of me like he's the beneficiary of my life insurance.
                Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                  For Dr Strangelove

                  Someone called me crazy the other day. I don't listen to that voice anymore.
                  Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                    for aTw


                    I give my girlfriend a blow job every night. It's how I get her inflated
                    Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                      Erectile Dysfunction? What does it mean? Come on now, not hard, is it?
                      Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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