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    Now that the travel restrictions are not as severe, my neighbour Mohammed`s travel agency is doing really well.

    He specialises in pilgrimage tours to the Muslim holy places. Apparently he`s making mecca bucks.
    Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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      I just sneezed all over my toast.
      I can’t believe it…snot butter.
      Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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        Heard about the blonde who saw a crate of milk in a field and thought it was a cow's nest?
        Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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          as usual. - as funny as a 3am house fire

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            Originally posted by BR14 View Post
            as usual. - as funny as a 3am house fire
            Carry on knock one out!

            Do supply your own
            Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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              A horse walks into a bar with Aiden O' Brien and the bouncer says "sorry, no trainers"
              Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                Husband calls wife and says "Remember thirty years ago when we were really broke and we were window shopping and we saw a magnificent diamond necklace worth over £200,000?"
                Intrigued, the wife says "Yes. . I remember that necklace. You promised me that day that one day when you were rich enough, you would buy that necklace for me"
                The husband says "Do you remember the location of the jewellery shop?"
                Excited now, the wife says "Yes! I do. . . I remember exactly where it is!"
                The husband says "Good. Because I've been drinking all afternoon with some mates in a pub that's just across the road from that jewellery shop and I need you to come and pick me up, because I'm too pissed to drive"
                Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                  83% of parenting and being married.

                  Is being able to watch the same movie 1,203,553 times...
                  Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                    Pulling suggestions for spooter

                    When I go out on the pull nowadays, I tell the ladies I'm a crypto millionaire.

                    I own a million Shiba Inu coins. Worth nearly fifty quid now.
                    Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                      When I told my wife we were going out to eat like royalty for our anniversary, she didn't expect a Burger King.

                      Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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