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    I phoned the Child Abuse Hotline.A kid answered, called me a muppet and told me to f*** off.
    Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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      Breaking news...........Two Muslims have crashed a speedboat into the Thames barrier in London.Police think it might be the start of Ram-a-dam.
      Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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        I walked into a bookshop and said to the girl behind the counter "I'm looking for a book by Shakespeare.""Which one?" She replied."William, you thick muppet."
        Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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          Have you noticed how many F1 drivers have names linked to Scottish towns?

          Stirling Moss, Lewis Hamilton, Eddie Irvine.......







          Ayr Town Centre....
          Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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            Breaking news, midget holds seance for charity and runs off with the takings.Small medium at large.
            Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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              I was in the kitchen when a flying insect came through the window and exploded.I think it was a jihadi longlegs.
              Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                Talk about coincidence - BBC NEWS: Three Cliff Walkers have fallen to their death on an expedition....Can't believe they all had the same name....
                Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                  I went to the best ever burger van today.It was so good, it had 4 Michelin tyres.
                  Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                    I just applied for a job in the Citroen factory. I had to send in 2CVs.
                    Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                      We were so poor growing up that for breakfast we had ordinary K
                      Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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