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    My missus said " Why do you like me to give you a blow job so much"?

    I said " It's the only time I can get ten minutes of silence"!
    Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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      Sir Bradley Wiggins has retired.

      He won't have to cycle,to work anymore.
      Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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        For NLYUK

        That job-interview did not go well.

        Apparently being a part of a gang-bang is not proof that you work well in teams.
        Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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          Proper tight

          My wife was moaning at me, saying I never take her out anywhere.
          I said " I only took you out just last week for tea and biscuits, don't be so ungrateful"
          She said " Yes I know, it cost me a pint of blood you bastard "!
          Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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            eww

            What have George Michael and Ayrton Senna got in Common??

            They both died with Skid marks on their helmet.
            Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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              My wife slammed down her fists and cried "Why must you question everything I say!?"

              "Everything???" I replied
              Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                When my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him? I told him everyone knows he doesn't hire stupid people.
                Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                  Just had an argument with my vacuum cleaner.

                  I'm sure we will sort things out once the dust settles
                  Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                    My American flatmate is homesick, so I decided to make him feel more at home. I just shot him.
                    Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                      "This is the eighth time I've caught you with your cock in the Frosties, what the **** is going on?!" screamed my wife.

                      "I'm sorry, love," I replied, "I'm a cereal rapist."
                      Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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