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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    7. “By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you’ll become happy; if you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher.”
    Socrates
    No source has ever been found for that "quote", apart from the internet
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      Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post
      No source has ever been found for that "quote", apart from the internet
      "87% of internet quotes are made up"
      Abraham Lincoln
      The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist

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        I came into some money recently.


        The bank won't accept it because all the notes are stuck together.
        …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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          Do you know what really gets my goat?




          Kidnapping.
          …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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            I got two books on eBay recently, thought they were going to be racy numbers - How to Hug and Sex to Sin.


            Turns out they were odd volumes from an encyclopaedia.
            …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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              More marriage

              Why is marriage like a hurricane?
              It's warm and wet with a lot of blowing when it starts and in the end it takes your house.
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                Originally posted by flamel View Post
                Why is marriage like a hurricane?
                It's warm and wet with a lot of blowing when it starts and in the end it takes your house.
                fook me the 80's called and want's it's joke back!

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                  A bloke drove past me in a tractor shouting "it's the end of the world, we're all going to die!"

                  I think it was Farmer Geddon.
                  The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist

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                    ...and in the same vein.....

                    As the Moon passed in front of the Sun, the pigs went wild. Could this be the end of the world? It was certainly a pork eclipse.
                    And the lord said unto John; "come forth and receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster.

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                      Did you hear about the transvestite that moved up north? He got a Wigan address.
                      The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist

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