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    Bigamy: Having one wife too many


    Monogamy: See bigamy
    …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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      There are two types of people in this world: Those who you want to have a drink with and those who make you want a drink.
      …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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        Two flies are playing football in a saucer. One says to the other, “Make an effort, we’re playing in the cup tomorrow.”
        …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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          My boss called me into his office earlier:

          "I've had a complaint, apparently you won't acknowledge our Welsh member of staff."

          "That's right" I replied, "you know me, never say Dai."
          Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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            Why did the feminist cross the road.

            To complain about sexism to the men who were building it.
            Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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              What does José Mourinho have in common with a stag night whore?

              It doesn't matter whether he's in a hotel room or on a bench by the side of a field, he's still going to get ****ed by 11 blokes from a different town.
              Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                For MF

                My son said, "I haven't got a clue what I want to do when I leave school."

                I said, "What about a career in the catering industry like me."

                He said, "Dad, you deliver ******* pizzas."
                Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                  ouch

                  "Dad, I think I'm American. " said my slightly disturbed son.

                  "Whatever makes you think that? " I replied.

                  "I've just shot all my imaginary friends, " he answered.
                  Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                    I've stopped using 'Just for men' and I've just had to come to terms with the fact that my arse hairs are grey.
                    Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                      I have a phobia of trampolines..

                      I can't help it, they just always make me jump!
                      Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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