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    Being an internet-addict, I ended up proving that the sine and logarithmic functions are the same.

    sign out equals log out.
    Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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      Technically, aren't we all pre-op transsexuals?
      Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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        "I'm sure my wife's cheating on me and I have to go away on business soon. I'm going to make her wear a chastity belt. " I said to my best mate.

        "Waste of time, " he replied, "I didn't want to be the one to have to tell you, but she's shagging a locksmith. "
        Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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          Why are there no transvestites in space?

          Because there's zero drag.
          Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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            For Scooter

            I hate my Scottish grandfather: for Christmas he was supposed to get me a Wii U, instead he got me a miniature sheep.
            Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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              Originally posted by vetran View Post
              Why are there no transvestites in space?

              Because there's zero drag.
              Why are there no women on the moon?

              It doesn't need cleaning yet
              Originally posted by Stevie Wonder Boy
              I can't see any way to do it can you please advise?

              I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.

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                Originally posted by WTFH View Post
                "I've been a very bad girl," she said, biting her lip. "I need to be punished."
                "Very well", he said and installed Windows 10 on her laptop.
                He was very careful during bondage sessions. He always used a safe word that contained upper and lower case letters and at least one number.

                https://www.twitter.com/50nerdsofgrey
                Originally posted by Stevie Wonder Boy
                I can't see any way to do it can you please advise?

                I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.

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                  'Come over,' she begged. 'I need you right now!'
                  'Just turn it off and on again,' he sighed. He hated these late night rebooty calls.

                  from 50 nerds
                  Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                    I think this was the original parody:


                    https://twitter.com/50shedsofgrey
                    …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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                      for MS & Norrahae

                      Fifty Sheds of Grey ‏@50ShedsofGrey 22 Feb 2014
                      'So,' she asked, 'Have you suffered enough?' 'Yes!' I cried, desperately, 'No more emails with pictures of kittens wearing hats!'
                      Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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