How did Darth Vader know what Luke got him for Christmas?
He felt his presents.
He felt his presents.
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Pictures of three underage girls molested by Jimmy Saville in the 70's have appeared in the paper, showing their faces as they are now and as they were at the time. the caption reads, NOW THEN NOW THEN NOW THEN.
When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....Comment
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My wife wanted to have a talk to me about my immaturity last night, but she couldn't. She doesn't have the password to enter my fort.Comment
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A man with apple maps walks into a bar. Or possibly a hospital. Or maybe a church.Comment
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Two Glaswegians walk past a baker's shop. One of them looks in the window and says to the other "is that an apple pie or a meringue?" And the other one says, "Naw, you're right, it's an apple pie".
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Originally posted by Gentile View PostTwo Glaswegians walk past a baker's shop. One of them looks in the window and says to the other "is that an apple pie or a meringue?" And the other one says, "Naw, you're right, it's an apple pie".
OK, so maybe I really did chuckle, but just a little lol!Originally posted by Stevie Wonder BoyComment
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Why were African-Americans disproportianately affected by combat casualities during the Vietnam conflict?
Every time the sargeant shouted "Get down!!", they all got up and danced.Comment
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A man decided to enter a local newspaper's Pun Competition. He sent in ten different puns of varying degrees of hilarity, hoping that at least one of them would win. Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
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The muslim guy in the shop who i have a laugh with said he has the koran on disc. I asked him to burn it for me and he tried to cut my head offComment
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