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    I just seen Rolf Harris!

    He said "see you later alligator"

    I said "in a while pedophile!"
    Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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      I'm considering a new business venture, it's basically a prostitution service where the hookers arrive in limousines or supercars.

      I'm going to call it the "car fan whorehouse"
      Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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        I'm fed up with the Americans and their drones.









        Why can't they speak proper English?!
        Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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          What do you call a Muslim carpenter? Ahmed a shed
          Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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            I got pulled over by a female police officer. When I rolled down my window to ask what was wrong, she said...

            "NOTHING"
            Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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              Originally posted by vetran View Post
              What do you call a Muslim carpenter? Ahmed a shed
              There is a van going around Bradford with that (or Ahmed Ma-shed) on it, and the tag line:

              You've tried the cowboys, now call the Indians
              Originally posted by Stevie Wonder Boy
              I can't see any way to do it can you please advise?

              I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.

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                I'm trying to avoid seeing double entendres everywhere. But it's hard. Really hard.
                Last edited by mudskipper; 8 July 2014, 11:25.

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                  These two crows are sitting on a branch. They got done for attempted murder
                  (\__/)
                  (>'.'<)
                  ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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                    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
                    These two crows are sitting on a branch. They got done for attempted murder
                    ouch - you don't get anything for a pair!
                    Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                      You know you're getting old when:
                      I was watching Babe Station. There was this gorgeous girl in a skimpy little French maid's outfit, pushing a vac around, bending over provocatively. And as her little skirt rode up, exposing her lovely little bottom with the little strip of black material covering her crack, all I could think was:
                      "We used to have a Hoover like that one."
                      Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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