I moved in next to NLYUK:
My neighbour loves getting paid for giving blow-jobs.
She's a sucker for money.
My neighbour loves getting paid for giving blow-jobs.
She's a sucker for money.
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Today I think I will look out for celebrities.
Camera: check
Autograph book: check
Court timetable: checkAlways forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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My wife has OCD.
She's mentally arranged.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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My doctor has just diagnosed me with Quadrophenia.
It's schizophrenia with cool surround sound.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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One for AtW
I was cuddling my girlfriend last night when she farted.
Well, I say farted, I think the valve's leaking.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Maddie McCann walks into a bar.
The landlord says, "****, I've left the cellar door unlocked".Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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My Scouse friend showed me 10 identical ties he'd bought.
"I'm going to give my Dad one every year for Father's Day", he said.
"But they're all the same", I laughed.
"I know", he replied, "But my Dad will be different."Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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What's enjoyable, keeps you fit and gives you rosy cheeks?
Botty sex with Cheryl Cole.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Stephen Hawking isn't as clever as everyone thinks.
I saw him being interviewed on TV the other day, and he was was clearly reading off an Autocue.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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I'm finding it really hard to sell insurance for Muslim women.
I think they're all fully covered.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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