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    Miley Cyrus recently attempted to boost her pop career by writhing and gyrating half-naked on stage.

    Madonna did the same thing back in 1990.

    It just goes to show; great minds think alike.

    And so do blonde talentless ones.
    "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

    I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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      Always works for me

      Next time you are on a date, tell her you suffer from Body Dysmorphic Disorder.......Even though every other girl you have been with has told you that you have a huge cock, you still believe it to be average sized.....

      God bless the natural curiosity of women!.
      "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

      I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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        One for the ladies!

        I was in a competition last night to see who could please their woman the most during sex.

        I came last and won.
        "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

        I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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          for the parents of teens

          How many teenage girls does it take to change a lightbulb?

          Two. One to change the bulb, and one to take two hundred pictures and put them on Facebook.
          "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

          I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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            I'm uneducated and unemployed, but I like to think of myself as a student at the University of Life.

            Just like real students, I get up at 3pm and have a few spliffs while watching the telly.
            "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

            I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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              I forget my wedding anniversary every year.

              It means my wife won't talk to me for a few days.
              "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

              I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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                This £20 note has beer written all over it.

                Just in case I get drunk and forget what it's for.
                "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

                I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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                  As my doctor was about to perform a prostate exam I asked if he could use two fingers.

                  "Why two fingers?" he asked.

                  I said, "I want a second opinion"
                  "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

                  I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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                    Bradley Manning's desire to be treated as a woman has confused things.

                    Did he leak information in the national interest? Or was it that she couldn't keep her big fat mouth shut?
                    "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

                    I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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                      i got caught masturbating on an airplane

                      i got done for "hijacking"
                      "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

                      I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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