I’ve started investing in stocks — beef, chicken, and vegetable.
One day I hope to be a bouillonaire.
One day I hope to be a bouillonaire.
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My mate just got a new contract, £1200 a day outside IR35. The role is to remove the white stringy bits from oranges.
I think he's taking the pith.…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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When ducks fly in a V formation, I always wondered why one side of the V was longer than the other.
It turns out it's because that side has more ducks.…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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He who Hingeth aboot, Getteth Hee Haw. https://forums.contractoruk.com/core...ies/smokin.gifComment
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OK, plan B is finally coming to fruition, I can officially announce that I'm setting up my own ballet company.
We're starting off small, and our fist production is going to be a low budget version of Swan Lake. We're calling it Toilet Duck.…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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A man, identifying as a woman, followed a teenaged girl into the toilet.
her father, identifying as the tooth fairy, followed him and left him with no teeth.He who Hingeth aboot, Getteth Hee Haw. https://forums.contractoruk.com/core...ies/smokin.gifComment
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