Originally posted by vetran
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I've heard the Nile has those.Down with racism. Long live miscegenation! -
What's the difference between a politician and a paedophile?
Paedophiles actually care about the children.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Jesus would now like to be referred to as Thee and Thy.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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What's got four legs and an arm? A very happy pit bull...Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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I passed all of my exams except Greek History.
That’s always been my Socrates heel.…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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It's about time we put doctor's receptionists at the border controls.
Let's see how many illegals get past them!Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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I must be getting old.
I'm now watching Countdown for more than just Rachel Riley.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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A woman steps out of the shower and says "Darling, I've shaved myself 'Down there', you know what that means,don't you?"
The chap sighed and replied "Yep, the ******* drains clogged again..."Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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My wife just shouted at me as i was urinating under the Christmas tree,
"what the feck do you think you're doing?" She screamed
I replied, "I'm taking a piss at present"Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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When I see a couples names carved onto a tree I don't think it's cute I think who the **** takes a knife on a date.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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