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    Barristers in the UK are set to go on strike.

    stuff em, I'll just make my own coffee at home
    Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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      I’ve just had my first Cage Fight.


      Gosh that Budgie was vicious
      …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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        Why was the child?s blanket arrested?
        For being an accessory to a kid napping.
        Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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          Originally posted by WTFH View Post
          I’ve just had my first Cage Fight.


          Gosh that Budgie was viscous
          you made her wet?
          Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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            Three golf clubs walk into a bar.

            The putter orders a beer and the wedge orders a whiskey.

            The bartender asks the third one if he wants anything.

            He replies, “No thanks, I’m the driver.”
            …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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              The EU now has free space since they deleted 1GB
              "A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George Orwell

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                The local undertakers football team is having a terrible season


                They're just not getting bodies into the box.
                …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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                  Originally posted by WTFH View Post
                  The local undertakers football team is having a terrible season


                  They're just not getting bodies into the box.
                  They played a game against their customers last week but lost due to stiff opposition.
                  "A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George Orwell

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                    Tonight, when Kurt Zouma got taken out by Spurs and was lying on the grass, did anyone else think that he looked like a big pussy?
                    Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                      I'm absolutely knackered from my French self-defence class last night....

                      I've never run so fast in all my life.
                      Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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