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    What do you get when you mix LSD and birth control?



    A trip without the kids!
    Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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      Why do men have 2 heads and women 4 lips?
      Cause men do all the thinking and women do all the talking.
      Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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        What do a near sighted gynaecologist and a puppy have in common?



        A wet nose.
        Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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          What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over?



          Doughnuts.
          Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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            What’s the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?




            It only takes one nail to hang a picture of Jesus.
            Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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              Why did God create orgasms?




              So women can moan even when they’re happy.
              Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                How does a Welshman find a sheep in tall grass?



                Very satisfying.
                Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                  Whats thirty feet long and smells like urine?



                  Line dancing at a nursing home.
                  Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                    What do you call Iron Man without his suit?



                    Stark naked!
                    Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                      What do cow pats and cowgirls have in common?



                      The older they get the easier they are to pick up.
                      Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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