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    Angela Merkel visits Greece and goes through customs:
    Officer: "Nationality?"
    Merkel: "German".
    Officer: "Occupation?"
    Merkel: "No, just visiting."
    Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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      Nigel Farage’s favourite 1980s band: Far Right Said Fred
      …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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        Paul's phone:

        To me
        To me
        To me
        Barry?
        The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist

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          What's the difference between NLUK and NLyUK?

          NLUK is "Jack of all trades"

          NLyUK has an extra f
          …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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            Originally posted by WTFH View Post
            What's the difference between NLUK and NLyUK?

            NLUK is "Jack of all trades"

            NLyUK has an extra f
            fof?
            'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!

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              Originally posted by northernladuk View Post
              fof?
              Only when she's talking with her mouth full.

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                Originally posted by PhiltheGreek View Post
                Only when she's talking with her mouth full.
                with a mouth that big and the size of her clients its rarely FULL!
                Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                  TOP TIP if you are holidaying in France this year and you can't remember if it is 'un baguette' or 'une baguette.' Just ask for two of them.
                  …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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                    Originally posted by WTFH View Post
                    TOP TIP if you are holidaying in France this year and you can't remember if it is 'un baguette' or 'une baguette.' Just ask for two of them.
                    or if you are a bit thick just ask the assistant for "two of the long ones love" because they speak better English than we do.
                    Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                      I hate the new pound coin: but then again I don't like change
                      …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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