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    I lost my hair when I was 21.
    What an amazing card game that was.
    …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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      Why did the orange company have to start making orange juice?


      Because they went into liquidation
      …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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        The first rule of mute club is that you cannot talk about mute club
        …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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          I hate having to explain myself!

          Don't ask me why
          …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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            The first rule of tautology club is that there is a club about tautology.
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              Originally posted by WTFH View Post
              BP and his son were driving along the countryside.

              The son looked out the window and said, "Daddy, what are those two cows doing?"

              "They are making sweet, tender love," BP stated, stopping the car.

              "Is that how you and mummy made me?" he asked.

              BP said, "Yes, in the middle of a field, next to a lay-by while other people watched us."
              I was driving past a stud farm for cows the other day. Mrs BP pointed out that the male cow can have sex 365 times a year. I pointed out it was not the same cow each time.....

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                People who say, what goes around comes around...

                Have never waited by the luggage carousel at Gatwick airport.
                …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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                  I'd stop eating animal meat if I could substitute it with human meat. Not a psycho, just love meat, love animals, not that keen on people
                  …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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                    This is Motown weather:

                    Three degrees

                    Four, tops
                    …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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                      My friend is half Indian.

                      His name's Ian.
                      …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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