"All we do is argue," said the current Mrs BP. "We need to work on our marriage, so let's try to speak the same language from now on, OK?"
"Moooooooo" replied BP.
"Moooooooo" replied BP.
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I almost got out of a speeding ticket yesterday by telling the policewoman that she looked gorgeous.
I think I messed it up by adding "and that's not just the drink talking."…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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If you want to know how big MF is, he was queuing at the bank yesterday when he received a text message and 4 people behind him thought he was reversing.…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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Adam and Eve: The first people not to read the Apple terms and conditions…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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Dad’s advice some years ago;
“If you get into a fight in the pub, put a snooker ball in your sock.”
Worst advice ever, I could hardly walk!“The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”Comment
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In Wales they don’t make wine by stomping grapes. They make wine by stomping cheese. But you have to tread Caerphilly.“The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”Comment
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Get the binmen to leave your wheelie bin outside your house by putting the house number from 3 doors away on it.“The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”Comment
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I got chatting to a lumberjack in a pub earlier.
He seemed like a decent feller.“The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”Comment
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My boss just announced he’s going to fire the employee with the worst posture.
I’ve a hunch it could be me.“The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”Comment
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I discovered that I have an amazing talent today.
I found I can melt ice cubes just by staring at them, it takes a few hours though.“The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”Comment
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