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    Why did America remove the "u" from "colour"?

    Because **** u that's why.
    Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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      for Scooter

      My german girlfriend likes to rate my sexual performances on a scale of 1-10. Last night we tried anal. She kept yelling 9. That's the best I've ever done.
      Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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        What sound does a Turkey make?

        "coup coup"
        Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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          Mom finds a large number of BDSM magazines beneath her sons bed.

          Calls her husband up to the room to show him and discuss. "What do you think we should do?" she asks. Father frowns and responds "Well I guess spanking him is out of the question"
          Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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            QA Engineer walks into a bar. Orders a beer. Orders 0 beers. Orders 999999999 beers. Orders a lizard. Orders -1 beers. Orders a sfdeljknesv
            Originally posted by Stevie Wonder Boy
            I can't see any way to do it can you please advise?

            I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.

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              "It's a boy!" MarkyMark shouted, tears rolling down his face. "I don't believe it, a boy!"


              It was at that moment he decided not to visit Thailand again.
              …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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                There are two words in life that will open a lot of doors for you...
                "Push" and "Pull"
                …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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                  My favourite composer is Handel, who later teamed up with Hinge & Bracket to form the Doors.
                  …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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                    A new curry has been invented, the Tarka Massala, its like a regular curry but 'Otter
                    Originally posted by Stevie Wonder Boy
                    I can't see any way to do it can you please advise?

                    I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.

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                      Originally posted by WTFH View Post
                      "It's a boy!" MarkyMark shouted, tears rolling down his face. "I don't believe it, a boy!"


                      It was at that moment he decided not to visit Thailand again.
                      MF was back packing around South East Asia, during a trip to Bangkok he saw the most beauitful woman, he thought to himself "please don't get a hard on" but unfortunatly she did
                      Originally posted by Stevie Wonder Boy
                      I can't see any way to do it can you please advise?

                      I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.

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