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What's the difference between a hooker, your girlfriend, and your wife?
When you're having sex a hooker says "are you done yet?" Your girlfriend says "you're done already?" And your wife says "beige, we should definitely paint the ceiling beige."Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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I watched a gang bang video involving several bus drivers and one woman.
She looked bored for half an hour, then suddenly they all came at the same time.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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What's the rudest type of Elf?
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The Gof**kyoursElf.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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For AndyW
What's the difference between three dicks and a joke?
Your mum can't take a joke.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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I've just met a woman who raps about equality for women everywhere.
She's called 'Feminem'.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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The morning of my wife's birthday I handed her her first gift. As she unwrapped it she said, "It's a ******* wand! What do I want with a ******* wand?"
"It's not just any wand," I replied, "It's a magic wand!"
"Really?" she said. "What does it do?"
"Why don't you give it shake," I told her, "and don't forget to say the magic words."
"Okay," she said shaking the wand. "Abracadabra!"
"**** me, love!" I said, peering down the side of the bed. "You're not going to believe this."
"What is it?" she asked all excitedly.
I said, "You've just made all your other presents disappear!"Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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for the Bremainers
Exaggerations went up by a million percent last year.Last edited by vetran; 5 June 2016, 17:47.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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So the BBC have reported that teen pregnancy is falling.
But child obesity is rising.
Just proves no one wants to f**k a fatty.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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